my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
hey. hey. i resent that.
the music isn’t killer. it is subpar.
(via waldidneyworl)
That was the sweetest and most creepiest thing I have ever seen that made me want to cry
les miserab[phlegm noise]
(via blaein)
petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
(via elder-holmes)
it’s so hard to explain what makes someone attractive like idk i get a lady boner when looking at them what more do you want
(Source: tatertotblaine, via elder-holmes)
okay, hold up. i have been so upset about this. do you see this young man? he deserves a goddamn nomination if not being handed the fucking oscar, okay. here’s why:
1. this fucker had never acted before. he only was at the auditions because his brother was auditioning and he BRIBED him to come for A MOTHERFUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
2. i don’t know if you know this, but there was NO tiger in any damn scene when he is on that damn boat. HE IS LOOKING AT AIR AND I BELIEVED THERE WAS A FUCKING TIGER IN THE MOVIE UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED AN INTERVIEW WHERE HE SAYS THERE’S NO DAMN TIGER. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL TIGER.
3. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. look, this kid lied about being able to stay afloat, but HE LEARNED AT LIKE 18 TO SWIM FOR THIS MOVIE. HIS PART IN THE MOVIE IS SURROUNDED BY WATER. MAN, I’VE BEEN SWIMMING SINCE I WAS TWO AND I WOULD STILL BE DYING IF I WAS DOING HALF THE SHIT HE PUT UP WITH IN THAT WATER. HE COULDN’T SWIM. LIKE WATER WAS CONSTANTLY DROWNING HIM. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE NEVER GOES NEAR THE WATER AGAIN AFTER THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE WAS ALMOST DROWNED.
4. if this is not enough to convince you, also look how cute he is and keep in mind that he NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
thank you for your time and if you haven’t seen the movie, go see it because it is amazing and i am very passionate about it as you can see.
Suraj SharmaxSubway Sandwich OTP
(Source: daisy--chained, via elder-holmes)
easy, breezy, beautiful
cover girl
(Source: the-shinpachi, via someone-almost-famous)
Destroying Hipster posts one at a time
(via someone-almost-famous)
