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sooo i am looking through joey richters vines and all of his rooms are painted the same as mine...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:59:55 -0400

sooo i am looking through joey richters vines and all of his rooms are painted the same as mine like my kitchen is yellow and he has the same freaking black poang and foot rest i got from ikea like i am pretty sure they went into my house and tried to replicate it.

crolfer: mihaelkeehling: tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:28:08 -0400

crolfer:

mihaelkeehling:

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

#zero character development but a killer soundtrack

hey. hey. i resent that.

the music isn’t killer. it is subpar.

That was the sweetest and most creepiest thing I have ever seen that made me want to cry

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:32:12 -0500

That was the sweetest and most creepiest thing I have ever seen that made me want to cry

poehlerbear: les miserab[phlegm noise]

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:00:48 -0500

poehlerbear:

les miserab[phlegm noise]

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen: sexpitch: zackisontumblr: molly-pockets: riddlemetom: petition to...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:00:43 -0500

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

sexpitch:

zackisontumblr:

molly-pockets:

riddlemetom:

petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie

written by Tina Fey

narrated by morgan freeman

Guest starring Ellen Degeneres

soundtrack by Beyonce

gaynecologist: it’s so hard to explain what makes someone attractive like idk i get a lady boner...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:00:38 -0500

gaynecologist:

it’s so hard to explain what makes someone attractive like idk i get a lady boner when looking at them what more do you want

thefoolstale: okay, hold up. i have been so upset about this....

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:00:10 -0500

thefoolstale:

okay, hold up. i have been so upset about this. do you see this young man? he deserves a goddamn nomination if not being handed the fucking oscar, okay. here’s why:

1. this fucker had never acted before. he only was at the auditions because his brother was auditioning and he BRIBED him to come for A MOTHERFUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.

2. i don’t know if you know this, but there was NO tiger in any damn scene when he is on that damn boat. HE IS LOOKING AT AIR AND I BELIEVED THERE WAS A FUCKING TIGER IN THE MOVIE UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED AN INTERVIEW WHERE HE SAYS THERE’S NO DAMN TIGER. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL TIGER.

3. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. look, this kid lied about being able to stay afloat, but HE LEARNED AT LIKE 18 TO SWIM FOR THIS MOVIE. HIS PART IN THE MOVIE IS SURROUNDED BY WATER. MAN, I’VE BEEN SWIMMING SINCE I WAS TWO AND I WOULD STILL BE DYING IF I WAS DOING HALF THE SHIT HE PUT UP WITH IN THAT WATER. HE COULDN’T SWIM. LIKE WATER WAS CONSTANTLY DROWNING HIM. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE NEVER GOES NEAR THE WATER AGAIN AFTER THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE WAS ALMOST DROWNED.

4. if this is not enough to convince you, also look how cute he is and keep in mind that he NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.

thank you for your time and if you haven’t seen the movie, go see it because it is amazing and i am very passionate about it as you can see.

Suraj SharmaxSubway Sandwich OTP

sail0rm0on: easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:21:49 -0500

sail0rm0on:

easy, breezy, beautiful

cover girl

rtlstuff: bonushumor: Destroying Hipster posts one at a...

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:21:03 -0500

rtlstuff:

bonushumor:

Destroying Hipster posts one at a time